San Francisco Hole in Two

When one sticks his own or a partners testicles inside the anus of a person.

They were having such rough sex that he gave her a San Francisco Hole in Two.

by SanFranbuttsecks October 25, 2007

THE TWO PIECE McNUGGET MEAL

while both balls are in the gina, rub one off on her stomach, dip nuggets in the sauce and proceed to put nuggets in her mouth.

What do mean the six piece mcnugget, try the two piece mcnugget meal bitch!

by Dustin Young October 19, 2006

The old one two

Where you grab your nuts while directing towards someone followed by saying "hold my nuts"

*Does the old one two* "Hold my nuts Dom"

by Garrett1112 April 23, 2019

Two Yams in a Bag

Not to be confused with wordyambag/word, Two Yams in a Bag is wordTwo Fat Yams'/word brother, and cousin to wordHalf a Yam on the Floor/word. They are lesser-known relations to wordChow Yun Fat/word

Kung Fool 1: That fight scene between Two Yams in a Bag and Two Fat Yams was AWESOME!
Some Other Guy: Shut up.

by Noodlepie September 19, 2003

tatt-two out of ten

A perfect man/woman whom was a 10/10...but has ugly, useless and/or idiotic tattoos which instantly turn them into a 2/10.

Kyle: "Dude! Check out that chick over there! She's PERFECT!"
Chad: "You're right, Kyle! She's a perfect 10 out of 10...oh, wait...she has a tattoo which I didn't see...she is now a tatt-two out of ten."
Kyle: "Curses! I didn't see that ugly, useless and/or idiotic tattoo! You're right, Chad...the most she could ever be now is a tatt-two out of 10. Such a waste of pure perfection."

by Brock_Lee August 17, 2022

two legged cum dumpster

A filthy whores' twat.

That stripper was definitely a two legged cum dumpster.

by jlet April 24, 2010

Two Mice in a Warm Sock

Balls.

I sat down on the toilet seat at an odd angle and I hurt my two mice in a warm sock.

by Jaydub1001 March 23, 2011