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Pet Fish

A person who you pretend you're friends with in order to use them for something.
Isa is studying with Stevie, he thinks they're friends but he's really just a pet fish.
by SigmaAlpha April 21, 2013
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Fish Market

by Probator January 22, 2016
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fish yogurt

the act of skeeting inside of girls vagina and then letting the skeet drip from her vagina into a cup or bowl of some sort and then feeding the "fish yogurt" to her (note: for best results make sure the girl has not douched in a while)
asshole 1- Dude my girl friend's pissed at me!

asshole 2- why?

asshole 1- I snuck some fish yogurt from her when she wasn't looking and then fed it to her at dinner...

asshole 2- Haha classic!
by nate38** November 21, 2009
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Fish Buffet

When, through some cosmic luck, you are able to get a slumber party of girls drunk and eat all of their pussies in the same night.
Guy 1: "Where did you have dinner last night?"
Guy 2: "I had a Fish Buffet catered to my house!"
Guy 3: "When do we get the tomatoes?"
by Fishy man of war February 26, 2013
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Battered Fish

when someones foot has such bad athletes foot or verrucas it looks like a battered fish.
by MUSLIM+GARDENER October 2, 2009
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Fish talent

1: you know how to move that fish.
"Shake it girl, work that fish talent!"
by raymadalady September 8, 2006
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Bigfoot Fish

The Bigfoot Fish is a hybrid version of American legend and goldfish.

Due to it's relatively small population, Bigfoot Fish trawls the depths of the ocean using it's one hairy foot attached to the top of its' head to proper itself. Due to its' design, the Bigfoot Fish, it often drowns due to its' need to remain upside down to walk along the bottom.
*In a submarine*

Guy 1: Woah, shit dudes! I just seen a Bigfoot Fish!

Guy 2: No way man! Are you sure?

Guy 1: Yeah dude! It was like, furry, and crap, and was like, upside down, and like, dude!

Guy 2: No way man! No way!

Guy 1: Yeah. It caught some fish dude. Was rad dude!

Guy 2: What man? Do they eat fish?

Guy 1: Yeah dude! It lives in water dude! It doesn't eat leaves or men like Bigfoot dude!

Guy 2: But you said it was a Bigfoot Fish man.

Guy 1: Yeah dude. It was dude!

Guy 2: Fuck. I'm confused man.
by Sleazehound January 20, 2010
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