sex crotch

a crotch that is smelly and moist proceeding sexual intercourse. Sex crotch happens after intercourse.

Alexandra said, "I must take a shower before work because i have sex crotch."

Johnathan said, "Let's have sex before i take a shower so that i don't go to bed with sex crotch"

Leta said, "I love the smell of sex crotch in the morning "

by skjco August 21, 2016

sex taxer

a person who offers to pay off your taxes if you have sex with them.

Anna: "I'm running low on money, and I need to pay taxes",
Mark: "I'll pay your taxes for you if you sleep with me tonight",
Anna: "no way, fuck off",
Mark: "no, I'm going to fuck you",
Anna: "you're such a sex taxer"

by Me=Myself=I December 23, 2020

sex chimp

The absolute pinnacle of sex appeal. Untouchable by other words. A sex chimp is infamous and should be kept away from all wives, daughters, and girlfriends.

Friend: “I heard you’re a sex chimp.”
You: “Yeah I’ve been slaying the punani lately”

by BSD KOLD STEPPAZ March 13, 2022

Sex twins

Two people who have been having sex over a long period of time and are starting to dress and look alike. Is most noticable in same sex couples and people wearing sweaters.

How was Berlin?
Girl, it was amazing. I saw a couple on the U-Bahn and couldn't decide if they were sex twins or siblings.

by Memepaasmal March 8, 2019

almighty sex

when your fucking a bitch and god him self gives you the power to fuck her with all your might

cool dude: Yo i had the best sex last night god helped me?
chump: really?
cool dude: hell ya it was almighty sex.

by chris082201 April 14, 2016

sex terms

Words where you think it means something else, but actually have a sexual context.

The Urban Dictionary is 10 % made-up words, 5 % actual words, 1% merchandise, and 84 % sex terms.

by Atomizer January 15, 2015

houdini sex

(noun) during "doggy-style" you spit on her back to simulate cumming. She turns around and you cum on her face and shout "HOUDINI!"

It was like magic! he came on me twice in 10 seconds!

by 420hitter February 21, 2003