sober salad 

The state of finally being sober after a long weekend of alcohol consumption. Typically refers to someone who may fall in the college audience.

I drank moonshine like it was my job last night and now, after about a day of recovery I'm finally sober salad

sober salad by Hubbz September 23, 2013

Clusterfuck Salad 

This salad is actually quite delicious. It is filled with lots of nuts and is topped with a white, creamy dressing. Hence the 'fuck' in clusterfuck.

"I'm feeling pretty randy tonight, honey. I think I'll order the clusterfuck salad."

Clusterfuck Salad by Section A December 17, 2013

steamboat salad 

You shit on a girls stomach and upside down fuck her tits so you cum in the shit with great precision. You pick it up with your dick and put it in a blender. (Don't put your dick in the blender) blend your wonderful mixture and lather your hoe and fuck day ass with your shit filled shlong.

Once upon a time I took your mom to dinner and steamboat salad your mom

steamboat salad by miles davis5678485 February 14, 2014

caprese salad 

Noun.

The act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus while incorporating a phallic like vegetable to use as a form of penetration and symbolic foreplay.

verb. to caprese a salad
capresing a salad.

the dominant male ordered his twink to toss his salad, while handing him a cucumber to make it a caprese salad.

'I don't just like a tossed salad, I like a capresed salad'

caprese salad by mike and ike in the morning April 28, 2014

Hobo Salad 

1.) adjective
Describes someone that is being rude or mean. Usually used in a joking manner.

2.)noun

A salad that is made with whatever you have in the fridge at the time.

1.) Kaity, quit being such a hobo salad.

2.) I'm going to make a hobo salad with these eggs and lettuce.

Hobo Salad by Sausage September 25, 2014

Lazy salad 

When someone jerks using a tissue and forgets to throw it away

He forgot to throw away his tissue, he made a lazy salad

Lazy salad by Macadamias February 2, 2015

Egg Salad 

The resultant mush that occurs in a woman's body upon witnessing an ovulation-inducing child of christ-like cuteness.

"Did you see that picture mesh of Zach Braff and Donald Faison, making their perfect dream progeny?"
"Yeah, I made egg salad instantly"

Egg Salad by Shocka_celia March 5, 2015