To lay a nice, long, solid, turd. There must be minimal cracking with a minimum 6 inches in length to be considered a baby snake, 9 inches to be a teen snake, and 12 inches to be considered an adult snake. Anything less is considered a “worm,” not to be confused with parasites, although it easily is when said in conversation without prior reference. It is common to practice and prepare oneself to make the best snake one can before graduation from childhood to adulthood.
by Layingsnakeismygame April 09, 2022
"I'm gonna give you a Christmas snake"
" I was going up the stairs and my friend gave me a Christmas snake"
" I was going up the stairs and my friend gave me a Christmas snake"
A weiner at half-mast or a semi-erect boner. As Boyz II Men noted in their classic jam, Motownphilly, it's not too hard, not too soft.
by Telemok Chedar May 26, 2012
You have real gucci snakes
by Acy the gucci kid December 05, 2017
Some thing you say to a person that is fake and did someone wrong and you want them to move on and stop talking to them
by Jakir1789 February 22, 2020
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by KazDK December 13, 2016