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champagne ride

When you're having sex while holding a glass of champagne without spilling any.
Yeah man, we were like some Pado Finos with that champagne ride.
by neenee5 October 28, 2015
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RIDE THE TRICK PONY

Nothing to do with PEDOPHILIA as it is a negative event that occurs where you wish the positive event occurred instead.

It complicates your LIFE when this occurs.

Put into a model form by using RANDOMIZATION you choose from the two drawn weather it is the FRONT or the BACK or any other parse opposite for whatever you have on your mind that are opposites

Any song you listen to on the album by PAUL SIMON called ONE TRICK PONY.
You begin to RIDE THE TRICK PONY when there is no TOILET PAPER In that LAVATORY you just used.

You PARSE to RIDE THE TRICK PONY from the front:back TOILET PAPER:NO TOILET PAPER as your ASSHOLE is back in the saddle again with SHIT TO BOOT.

Using the RANDOMIZATION event attach to it the opposite and parse it through those personal LIFE EVENTS of yours in using the power of contextual meaning and personal experience to RIDE TH E TRICK PONY.

When you listen to any song on ONE TRICK PONY you RIDE THE TRICK PONY on whatever reminders come to your mind while you
by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY June 15, 2021
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sky riding

a euphemism for farting a lot; passing so much gas that you shoot up into the air
There was cabbage in that soup? Great, I’ll be sky riding in a few minutes
by kuchikopi March 7, 2018
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The "Let It Go" ride

Mommy! Why is the line for the "Let It Go" ride so long?! Can't we get an Asspass?
by Princess Potty March 27, 2024
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Riding Western

When giving a handjob and you turn your fist to face the other direction.
He didn't like the way I was cranking his hog because he said I was too fancy. So, I switched it around and had him riding western.
by anonymous April 28, 2025
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coathanger ride

1)A abortion preformable in a back alley.
2)A explanation for people that are generally wrong and don't fit in within reasonable logistical thinking.
Jim fucks up royally, sending people to their demise in a leadership role.
Bill:Jim, I can't understand how you could have ever survived the coathanger ride!

Bill is a retard of a boss. His boss, Jim is aware and is planning to fire him.
Jim: If I was your mother I would have put you on a coathanger ride.
by AbHol December 16, 2008
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dick riding

when you “gayly support, glaze, and follow a nigga 24/7 like your his boyfriend when he can provide for his own self but you didn’t care because you like munching meat”
bro: yea i gotta make sure he alright he got aura

me: nigga that’s “dick riding
by dicedontcare October 1, 2025
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