shit blitzed

The act in which one is inebriated to the point of passing out.

Wow, how about how shit blitzed that guy was the other night.

by kowtowndevils September 18, 2006

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No Shit, Sherlock!

You can reply with this when someone says something extremely obvious.

Person 1: *insert something stupid shit here*
Person 2: No Shit, Sherlock!

by Swag3tti December 21, 2015

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It's the unofficial title for the person/role above you at work, who takes the heat from management/owners.

This individual takes the shit, while the people below him/her are shielded from management's crap, trouble, finger pointing, etc..

"I'd like to apply for a higher paying, more senior position at the office, but I wouldn't want to end up being the shit umbrella for the whole department".

by BigE_from_New_York_City April 6, 2010

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Wasabi Shits

The rapid onset of abdominal cramping and diarrhea caused by eating Sushi. Effects usually manifest within a half hour after eating.

"Bob just had a Rainbow Roll, and then ran to the bathroom with a bout of the Wasabi Shits."

by Darth Coco the Junky Pimp May 18, 2010

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Shake That Shit

A Philly Dance that went Viral after Rap Group Philly Goats Released a Music Video called "Broke shit" Clips of the dance blew up then spread Rapid around Philadelphia having the whole city Shaking That Shit. Months later New Jersey tried to steal the hype and Credit from Philly claiming its their Dance but that ended up being false as the Dances are similar but are entirely different.

"Yo Im bouta shake that shit" "My girl told me shake that shit for 20 dollars" "Shake that shit to the left 2 the right" "I just got my paycheck so im bout to shake that shi"

by DaBronxFinest October 6, 2021

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