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Shit Spray

When you pull down your trousers and boxers and do a huge bare ass fart or your mates face and spray his face jus a little with poo. Usually played as a prank wen the victim is asleep or restrained.

Its kinda like a shart but in someone's face.

The spray is usually Due to the fact that you've had the shits (diarrhoea) prior to the fart.
Guy1: 'Oh dude you just shit sprayed in jimmy's face!'

Guy2: Yer... my bad. I was pissing like a girl out my ass earlier. Probli should of thought about the consequences beforehand ey??

2 Hours later.

*Jimmy wakes*
Jimmy: 'My god, someone needs a fresh pair of boxers.'
by duttyboy February 10, 2010
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american shit

this is all kind of things that come from america like some movies.
dude1: what do you watching,guy?

dude2: me? i watch american pie ... euh sorry, american shit rather!

dude1: it's more just!
by skhal September 1, 2009
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shit-beer

verb

to bring left over, warm or incredibly inexpensive beer to a party with no intention of drinking them, then leaving those beers in the host's cooler/fridge and drinking from the keg, or pulling other people expensive beers from the cooler/fridge all night.

shit-beer(ed) past tense
Ted: Had a good time at the party on Saturday. How was the clean-up on Sunday?
Fred: Not too bad, no one puked. But, Dom shit-beered me again. I found four warm Southpaw Lights in my cooler this morning.
by DHAMMER September 14, 2009
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Shit Umbrella

It's the unofficial title for the person/role above you at work, who takes the heat from management/owners.

This individual takes the shit, while the people below him/her are shielded from management's crap, trouble, finger pointing, etc..
"I'd like to apply for a higher paying, more senior position at the office, but I wouldn't want to end up being the shit umbrella for the whole department".
by BigE_from_New_York_City April 6, 2010
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shit fucked

when things are shitty and fucked up
by acseg April 19, 2010
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shirtless shitting

pretty self explanatory, but the act of shitting shirtless.
"Why's your shirt off?"

"Gotta go do some shirtless shitting"
by akalk May 6, 2008
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thanks shitting

To cut a hole in the top of a frozen chicken/turkey before ramming it on to somones head followed by slowly pooring liquid excrement into the hole and allowing them to drown.
I totally did a thanks shitting on my next door neghbour last night!
by james petch June 22, 2010
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