Beef jerky

Being forced to give an old black guy a handjob.

Kris: Hey Tom, I was forced to give an old black guy a handjob..

Tom: Ah dude, that's nasty. You gave him a beef jerky!

by Old man handjob. May 23, 2017

Beef queef

More known as beefykeith

The beefykeith done a beef queef

by Beef quedf October 13, 2023

Beef Baker

Someone who likes to stir up beef.

" Your such a beef baker."

by J_Dxvils March 15, 2021

Beef Stew

When someone is taking a shower and you go into the bathroom and take a huge smelly shit. The smell circulates and mixes with the steam thus making a soupy shitty room, in turn making the shower taker gag and sometimes throw up. Also you leave the toilet lid up and don’t flush, so that the smell stays and the shower taker has to fight through the gagging and dry heaving to flush the toilet, making it an utterly amazing experience. Most of the time it’s a nice clumpy diarrhea, resembling a nice hearty can of beef stew!

Hank was taking too long in the shower, so I gave him a beef stew.

by BatFactory788 July 1, 2025

sleef beef

Someone who puts beef inside his mother

Sleef beef had so much fun in there.

by Unknown180272 April 23, 2025

operation beef insertion

going out to bars or clubs with the sole mission to have sex with someone

Its on gang, time for operation beef insertion.

by UncleTog March 1, 2023

Repressed Beef

When you've nearly forgotten the beef because its so old, it's been vacuum packed, placed in the freezer, taken out three times but never used, and you have no idea why you still have it.

Man, I got some repressed beef with Cole! How'd I forget about that!

by Ya boi beefy August 12, 2019