Muffinhajen

Muffinhajen, a sexy motherfucker who is very sexy and very motherfucker!
He is responsible for sex.
CEO of samlag.

Net Worth: ∞peng

Hej muffin Heeeeiiii.
Hej mackan hej.
-Muffinhajen

by MuhamedRajab May 6, 2022

Muffin mix

I want blow jobs or pussy for tabs.

I got muffin mix

by Fuckyobabydaddy May 16, 2022

Muffin

100% adorable and beautiful

She a muffin she beautiful

by Eyobb123 May 18, 2022

Muffinocruncher

a Muffinocruncher

oh man, this word is Muffinocruncher

by Muffinocruncher May 19, 2022

Muffincrop

Similar to muffin top:

When someone is wearing a crop top and have no business wearing one.

Look at that nasty muffincrop. (Fatty in a crop top)

by John Ham June 21, 2022

Muffin Puss

(Noun)

muhf-in-poos

A gender-neutral phrase referring to a favourite hole/orifice, on one's own body and if active, particularly where you get the most sexual pleasure, either from yourself or a partner.

That's the dirty meaning at least...

Jessie: Hey James, wanna mess around later?

James: Heck yeah, I wanna munch on your Muffin Puss all night!

by www.MuffinPuss.com August 1, 2022

Muffin Milkshake

When a person wears pants tight enough to create a "muffin top" and a man fucks the folds of the "muffin top", ejaculating between the folds. Continuing or movement after causes the semen to become frothy and creamy, similar to a milkshake.

"Have you ever had a muffin milkshake?"
"Dude, I gave Alexa a muffin milkshake last night!"

by Tho'adu August 10, 2022