A syndrome commonly seen by prostitutes, whereby the John is unable to get arroused. If the prostitute is a high end well experience sex trade worker she will easily be able to isolate the psychological barriers preventing the John from attaining an errection and completing the service. However some prositutes may be forced into prostitution on the black market and are not experienced or highly intuitive and this may in some cases perpetuate little john syndrome indefinitely.
Anise experiences little john syndrome on a regular basis and soothes the John by feigning innocence to the johns issues at the john (aka crapper/pisser) and John's guilt and self-loathing for visiting her instead working and going home to his wife.
Lacuna experienced little john syndrome for the first time after Stanko brought her John into the motel room. When the John saw the disgust and fear in her eyes it served to perpetuate his little John syndrome.
Lacuna experienced little john syndrome for the first time after Stanko brought her John into the motel room. When the John saw the disgust and fear in her eyes it served to perpetuate his little John syndrome.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 23, 2010
Get the Little John Syndromemug. People named David who are shorter than average... aprox. 4'9.5" - 5'1.5"
Known for constantly thinking about watching porn & watches porn every second he can.
'I know 3 short Davids & they're all the same... it's bizarre!' dirty little davids
Gets aroused easily over little things.
Will jerk off anywhere!!
Has been caught jerking in weird places including a kitchen sink.
"Where's David?"
"if he dissappears for too long he's definitely jerking off somewhere..."
Dirty Little David
Known for constantly thinking about watching porn & watches porn every second he can.
'I know 3 short Davids & they're all the same... it's bizarre!' dirty little davids
Gets aroused easily over little things.
Will jerk off anywhere!!
Has been caught jerking in weird places including a kitchen sink.
"Where's David?"
"if he dissappears for too long he's definitely jerking off somewhere..."
Dirty Little David
by KeeksWilson August 20, 2019
Get the Dirty Little Davidmug. Guy: Dude, have you heard that song Little Toy Gun by honeyhoney?
Girl: Yeah, i love songs about my cunt!
Girl: Yeah, i love songs about my cunt!
by jacob pitt December 9, 2008
Get the Little Toy Gunmug. "Fuck, that little red riding hoodlum had better go back to his reservation and stop calling me bro."
by operationthunderbolt March 19, 2009
Get the little red riding hoodlummug. Syndrome caused by an inferiority complex usually directed at stature or height. In women this may cause a variety of problems from "Bitchy-ness" to the urge to stand on large objects in order to feel some sense of "dominance" over others. Calling a woman who suffers from L.P.S. "tall" is a big compliment and will make them feel good about themselves. In men the problems multiply; men, already having an aggregation of complex's pertaining to their own inferiorities, become arrogant little fucks, who buy big trucks, and treat people like shit.
This syndrome is similar to L.M.S. or Little Man Syndrome, which is an inferiority with the size of ones own Male reproductive organ.
This syndrome is similar to L.M.S. or Little Man Syndrome, which is an inferiority with the size of ones own Male reproductive organ.
"Man that girl suffers from L.P.S. real bad she's just being a bitch to everyone."
"E.H.(hahah) is trippin', must be the L.P.S."
Little Person Syndrome(L.P.S.)
"E.H.(hahah) is trippin', must be the L.P.S."
Little Person Syndrome(L.P.S.)
by Long14 January 9, 2012
Get the Little Person Syndrome(L.P.S.)mug. A little dab will do ya refers to applying vicks vapor rub on the anal sphincter before having anal sex. The menthol in the vapor rub relax's the sphincter causing it to open up allowing the penis to be inserted easily. It also creates a warm sensation inside the anus making it more enjoyable for the female or male. It is always recomended to wear a condom before buttfucking someone!
Hick #1: Hey im gonna smear vicks vapor rub on my cousins asshole and fuck the shit out of her!
Hick #2:You know the old saying..."a little dab will do ya!"
girl: "My asshole hurts really bad from you ramming your cock up my ass!"
Dude: Try rubbing vicks on your bunghole before I fuck it next time...A little dab will do ya!"
Hick #2:You know the old saying..."a little dab will do ya!"
girl: "My asshole hurts really bad from you ramming your cock up my ass!"
Dude: Try rubbing vicks on your bunghole before I fuck it next time...A little dab will do ya!"
by larkymcnaughton September 10, 2010
Get the A little dab will do ya!mug. A variant of that's what she said Referring to the University of Kansas basketball player,Mario Little who is/was suspended for assaulting his girlfriend among many others. Used when someone says something violent or abrasive
Person 1: I'm going to beat the crap out of you!
Person 2: That's what Mario Little said!
Person 1: ha ha ha.
Person 2: That's what Mario Little said!
Person 1: ha ha ha.
by mickeythemouse December 23, 2010
Get the That's what Mario Little said!mug.