Hard Lemonade

When you have to piss really bad, and you get a boner.

Friend -"Damn Mike, you look really stressed out over there."
Mike- "Dude, I just got hard lemonade and it's raging!"

by Jackhignarly October 19, 2017

hard

getting anything published on thiss goshdang hecksite

seriously? why is this so hard?

by LaLaLesbian May 19, 2019

hard on god

When something is so good and human made that’s it’s hard for god to see that as they will wish they made them

Man those kicks are hard on god

by CheersBruh January 16, 2023

hard rubbish

Durable goods that are no longer desireable or broken that are to be discarded.

my yard is full of hard rubbish / i guess the neighbors must think i run a meth lab

by woggamogga April 5, 2016

Very hard bird-seed

A phrase used to describe:

i) something that is of very high standard, faultless, impeccable
ii) timing of an event or activity that turns out to be perfect, entirely appropriate, impeccable

The logic he applied to solve the murder was like very hard bird-seed, impeccable.

The timing of her arrival at the party was like very hard bird-seed, absolutely impeccable!

by Philo T. Dillo April 5, 2023

HARD 180

When you post on social media and everyone wants to chime in that you’re wrong!

I took a HARD 180 on that because I realized the people commenting were ignorant!

by FREDERICK SUSANNE May 26, 2020

Hard hitting image

Someone who thinks they hit a lot harder than they actually do.

He/she always talked about being a hard hitter, or how his/her songs, writing, or words were somehow hard hitting, to make it sound tougher than it was. He/she had a hard hitting image to defend.

by Solid Mantis January 2, 2021