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jacob post

A man of much muscle and great work ethic
by Dalepj November 1, 2022
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im posting this while drunk

When you post something while under the influence of loneliness and boredom
Im posting this while drunk
by Owner of a local car November 11, 2022
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Post Birthday Clarity

When you feel terrible after the decisions you made at your or someone else's birthday party.
Jerry: Ben yesterday at your birthday party, I ate a whole bunch of pizza and now post birthday clarity hit me hard, as I now have shat for 5 hours straight.

Ben: I did not need to know that
by Spoodigus November 14, 2022
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Post-reality

Post-reality is the normalization of the digital age we live in. It is the authentication of our social media lives overlapping what we view as normal. There's no reality without the digital world. We are living in a time when it is common for everyone's public display of their lives to be romanticized -- where fiction is reality and reality is fiction. It's up to you how you perceive it.
We are all living in post-reality.
by AngelinoFromMilano November 16, 2022
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Post Malone Syndrome

A terrible disease separated into 4 stages, one worst than the other

Stage 1: Frequent rap listening, uses quotes from rappers, makes a few shitty songs, in this stage it can still be stopped, but you must act quick before its too late

Stage 2: Tattoos, more album making, playlist consists of only rap albums, and even 1-2 golden teeth, begins calling themselves their new rap name, its getting too late

Stage 3: More tattos, more golden teeth, dreads, collabs with other stage 3 rappers, perhaps even cigarettes, its too late

Stage 4: the final stage, their entire body looks like a bathroom stall, they have more gold in their mouth than scrooge's whole bank, they have a stupid amount of dreads, they have enough mugshots to fill an entire scrapbook and do more drugs than the entire population of nyc combined, their songs consist of nothing but nonsensical mumbling and gang signs, the only option left is extermination.
Bob aka "Guy 9": "ayo wassup ma homies wunna do a collab tugetha?"

Mike: SHIT HE'S ON STAGE 4 OF THE POST MALONE SYNDROME, JOHN GRAB THE RAILGUN

John: ON IT
by dollarstoreartist November 27, 2022
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Crysl post

If the scratch user @White_Crystal_gaming doesn't post in the next five seconds @famedelf will come to his house within an hour
"Crysl post" "no" "112.452.12, see you soon!"
by Crysl November 30, 2022
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woman posting

When a female volunteers information about herself that nobody else cares about. Almost always a tactic to get attention from lonely simps on social media such as Discord, Facebook, Twitter etc..
Woman posting examples:

"I really want to get leg warmers."
"My brother is taking ages in the bathroom, I wish he would hurry up fr"
"Behavioral sciences are my interests. Following in the footsteps of my retired clinical psych and criminologist mother."
by alpruzoolams September 26, 2022
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