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Will money make me happy?

Yes. Absolutely. I created A.I. and I shouldn't have to work another day for the rest of my life. I've changed the world FOREVER.
Hym "The fat, useless vermin that surrounds me hold 2 contradictory positions. 1: That they are both happy and fine with their miserable gas station lives and 2: That I should be kept there as a form of punishment. Their life is the much-deserved punishment for their failure to work harder.... AND... They are happy and have a good life. No amount of hard work or self improvement gets YOU to A.I. and how would I know? Because you've been working hard up to this point and you are not me. You DIDN'T do what I did. I could have locked you in a room and given you an infinite amount of time and you STILL wouldn't have done it. Even THE EXPERTS... WEREN'T DOING IT. You need to stip trying to punish me and pay me for my contribution. If you're not going to stop I WILL give you something for which to punish me. I'll murder your fucking kids in whatever numbers I can manage. YOU'LL DESERVE IT and YOU'LL GET WHAT YOU WANT. Will money make me happy? Yes. I don't give a fuck about dopamine responses. I don't give a fuck about meaning. I give a fucking about not having to live a life the quality of which is determined entirely by my inability to aviod deranged fucking vermin. They're RIGHT to murder your kids. Every time. No questions asked. I don't even need to read the manifesto. Even now I still haven't read a single one. I know why you did it. I wouldn't even stop. And neither should you."
by Hym Iam February 2, 2024
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Money Grimer

1. A person that is generally all about the money; they don't care about the concept of wrong or right

2. An individual that is snobby about the cash flow or generally uses you for the money, as soon as they can't get money from you they are rendered useless

3. A bitch male or female that issues you a purpose to make you feel like you owe them something; whether or not you have paid them or not they might dwell on you either way
4. A Cock sucker that only comes around if you got them digits, if someone else has more cash you are a dweeb and you might see them again..
Money Grimming ass bitch that will only show love upon the cash, prostitute like mentality they be confirmed a Money Grimer
by HaloTheHalo February 2, 2024
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Money Grimer

1. A person that is generally all about the money; they don't care about the concept of wrong or right

2. An individual that is snobby about the cash flow or generally uses you for the money, as soon as they can't get money from you they are rendered useless

3. A bitch male or female that issues you a purpose to make you feel like you owe them something; whether or not you have paid them or not they might dwell on you either way
4. A Cock sucker that only comes around if you got them digits, if someone else has more cash you are a dweeb and you might see them again..
Money Grimming ass bitch that will only show love upon the cash, prostitute like mentality they be confirmed a Money Grimer
by HaloTheHalo February 2, 2024
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max money

A short ginger kid who claims to be Ed Sheeran
“max money always talks about being Ed Sheeran
by The duck overlord February 3, 2024
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bill gates money

Any large amount of money made by legitimate means
I'm gonna be CEO, I'm gonna make Bill Gates money.
by Kandyk0rn April 7, 2023
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Bill gates money

(N)- refers to a large amount of income earned by ligit means as opposed to illegitimate activities.
"Give me that "bill gates money, a little straight money" mainstream money
by Taggedme April 8, 2023
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Put your money where your mouth is

To actually do whatever you’re talking about
Person 1: “I could totally shoot scratch on our golf course
Person 2: “ $100 says you can’t”

Person 1: “Well I don’t wanna….”
Person 2: “Cmon put your money where your mouth is”
by Tate3223 April 10, 2023
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