Myabe tanisha will call your dog ass

If she ever stop fking with that brain surgeon lawyer se fuking with nigaaa

When some one got that old yee yee as haircut. Myabe tanisha will call your dog ass.

by ObamnaSOdaaah May 13, 2023

Schrödinger's roll call

A thought experiment for online classes in which the student may be simultaneously present and absent as a result of their attendance being linked to studiousness

The class had 50 students online, when called on only 10 respond

It was a Schrödinger's roll call captured by teams.

by 11 tabs & it becomes Urban dic June 17, 2021

Call of Duty

The most realistic and the first game ever. Only true gamers play it.

Meanwhile in Call of Duty, true gamers laugh about Battlefield's primitive physics engine. Arma was an attempt by a failing Czech developer to make Call of Duty 'more realistic'. However due to the fact that Call of Duty was already as realistic as a video game can possibly be, they panicked. They made a shameless rip-off and slapped 'military simulator' on the front. True gamers are smart enough to know this, hence why Arma averages 67 on Metacritic, whereas Call of Duty averages 98-100. Call of Duty players laugh down at players of every other game, knowing they are Call of Duty rip-offs. Call of Duty is the most realistic video game with the most advanced engine. The world's leading video game scientists have confirmed this, so it isn't as much 'thinking' as it is 'knowing'. And Call of Duty can't possibly RIP those games off. Call of Duty was the first video game, so there wasn't anything for it to rip off.

by mynameisbetter August 13, 2021

Hi my name is Natthapat Yaipha.I'm 16 years old.Im study at Samakkhi Witthayakhom school.You can call me Seven.

Hi my name is Natthapat Yaipha.I'm 16 years old.Im study at Samakkhi Witthayakhom school.You can call me Seven.

Hi my name is Natthapat Yaipha.I'm 16 years old.Im study at Samakkhi Witthayakhom school.You can call me Seven.

by anonymous June 13, 2021

Call of duty Voice chat

Only turn this on if you want your headset to explode with racial slurs. The only way to turn it off is to say them back, trust :)

Call of duty voice chat:

"hah, killed you"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID NI-"

by Hood essentials March 6, 2024

you call off

so what it means is that you so fake, you fake ass biishh .

why you like this, you call off .periodt .

by bvbyxshaii September 1, 2022

I'm calling Sniper Rifle

Equivalent to calling BS, but when you're playing Flappy Bird and you deem your loss unfair because it didn't seem like the bird went anywhere near the pipe, rather into the pipe's invisible hit box. So it's as if someone unfairly shot your bird down with a sniper rifle.

Almost gonna beat my high score! :D 71, 72, 73,.........FUUUUCK!!! NO WAY DUDE, I WAS NOWHERE NEAR THAT SHIT. I'M CALLING SNIPER RIFLE, FUCK THIS GAME! *tosses phone across the room*

by Your Actual Mother February 7, 2014