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Chris loves David 

The act of the Chriss loving the Davids.
"See Chris over there, he loves David. Chris loves David"

Chris crape 

A sayin u say that means Chris craped
Yo Ryan’, Chris crape
Ryan: Chris crape domo Glizz grandma bleep fart

Chris Dennis 

A giant hottie who you always want to have sex with. Everyone loves him and his beard.
Do you wanna link with Chris Dennis?
Ofc I do hes Chris Dennis

chris smacked 

When you get bitch slapped publicly by an entitled person who suffers no repercussions from their actions.
Stems from the events of the 2022 Oscars wherein the host, Chris Rock, made a joke at the expense of Will Smith's wife. Will Smith then not only proceeded to walk onto the stage casually and physically assault the host then walk back to his seat just as casually he also accepted the award for best actor a few minutes later.
Did you see how that Karen just "Chris Smacked" that store employee and just walked out?
chris smacked by That Guy Grimm March 29, 2022

Chris Rock 

actor who got smacked by will smith
chris rock got his shit rocked by will smith
Chris Rock by dudewithnobitches March 30, 2022

Chris Rockin' 

The repercussions of a person/persons taking something too far

Or to the point where they have made a situation awkward for others

Interchangeable with the phrase "he fucked around and found out"
"Yo, where's tony?"

"Man, he got arrested last night"

"Player needs to chill with the Chris rockin'"