Apple Watch

Apple's take on the "Spy Watch" from Spy Kids (film made: March 30, 2001).

- You can read the time (because apparently numbers are letters now...??
- Talk to your deceased grandma (they have Apple Watches in heaven)
- and most importantly Watch YouTube (cool right?!)

I love my Apple Watch, I can finally Watch YouTube on my wrist!

by 4uffin July 4, 2023

apple

worse company to have ever excisted. all isheep swallow a lot of pumpkin pie. apple is such a bad company they pay their workers with dildo's!

apple swallows dildo's

by not a gay person (DylanH) June 14, 2018

Apple

Another word for an assist in hockey

Johnny had a hell of a game with 2 goals and two Apples in our 5-3 win

by BigTasty3473 February 20, 2021

apple sauce

A term of high respect and consolation used among (usually young) men. More personal and intense than simply bro. Likely arose as a logical reaction to young women referring to each other as orange sauce.

A: My girlfriend just dumped me.

B: Hang in there, apple sauce. It'll get better.

by thadopeman December 31, 2021

Apple

An American electronics company that takes the same model from last year, slaps minimal features on it, remove features, such as the headphone jack, makes it twice as expensive, and calls it a day. Also, their Macs are expensive pieces of crap that can only run 5 fps on CS:GO, so you might as well use it as a paperweight. Most Apple fans in 2020 will buy anything with the logo on it. Not to mention, they were also caught in a scandal for batterygating in 2016.

Jeff: I bought the new Apple product!
Dan: Might as well flush your money down the toilet.

by CanadianPancake January 15, 2021

apple kick

When you near orgasm and kick Granny Smith in the puss

Dude I was plowing his grandma then I apple kicked her right in the clit!

by Brutis May 23, 2017

Apples

THE BEST FRUIT ALL TIME, I AM ABSOLUTELY ADDICTED TO IT AND I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT!

Everytime I wake up at the middle of the night, I go to my fridge and cut apples and watch whatever!! They are absolutely the best snack if you are craving something!

Girl 1: "I'd rather eat fries and burgers than apples."
Girl 2: "Well at least I'd be healthier with my apples!"

by appleganda March 16, 2025