April 28

Do all what your bf wants day

Hey what are you gonna do today?
Whatever my boyfriend wants

oh true today id April 28

by woboy April 28, 2020

April 18th National Threesome day

April 18th men or women give your spouse a threesome day.

April 18th National threesome day honey let’s have a little fun.

by TheDicindinctionary April 18, 2024

April

Gym milf, crazy blonde hair, would be literally out-the-wazoo in bed so you're scared of her. Asks you to help her in the tanning rooms without your consent.

There's probably a reason that the crazy eyed woman named April is single in her mid-forties.

by OHYESYESBABY August 21, 2023

April 27th

National fuck a frat guy day.

“Man it’s April 27th, now I need to go to SigEp!”

by drfuckme April 25, 2024

April 12th

National stay at home with your pet and drink wine day

"Hey Kate get your dog and some wine, its April 12th!"

by Urban-Dictionary-QUEEN April 11, 2021

April 28

April 28th is the day that one of the most hatet fandoms, Zoenuts, are burned. This tradition is also know as “The burn of 15” The 15 in the name of referenced to the year most Zoenuts are born.

“Yo, I can’t wait for April 28th to come. I already have Zoenuts to burn in my basement”

by Grandma’s dick May 8, 2020

April 26

Chernobyl Disaster. People died.

Fred: it's April 26!
Bob: The Chernobyl disaster was a nuclear accident that occurred on 26 April 1986 at the No. 4 reactor in the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant, near the city of Pripyat in the north of the Ukrainian SSR in the Soviet Union

by Baby balls November 21, 2021