DEAD DOGS ASSHOLE

A phrase used to strongly reinforce and help paint an extremely vivid image in the listeners mind when describing something to those who are possibly imagionatoraly impaired or have a total lack of imagination altogether.

"OI what happened to you last night mate because you've woken up today looking and smelling like a DEAD DOGS ASSHOLE"

by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS August 31, 2021

cat's asshole

happens when ur cat stretches and lifts their tail to show u their asshole

my cat likes to stretch a lot. i keep seeing the cat's asshole.

by an idiot :) September 16, 2021

Machine Gun Asshole

Another name for Machine Gun Kelly

"I just heard a Machine Gun Asshole in the bathroom." - Guy
"You mean Kelly?" - Girl
"Yep, someone was listening to his songs on their phone. Sounded like a hot clip of shit." - Guy

by Swift67 October 13, 2021

rafting the asshole

Getting notariety from associating with someone who doesn’t deserve their own fame.

I can’t believe that congressman asked Rittenhouse to be his intern. He’s really “rafting the asshole”.

by JustMo November 21, 2021

Double barreled asshole

A man that usually brings his nice friend into a fight

Guy 1: Hey fuckface

Guy 2: Ya wanna fight?
Guy 1: Lemme get my friend
Guy 3: So whats this suprise?
Guy 2: Oh you double barreled asshole

by Turkey_Slapper69420 February 17, 2022

Dirty Greasy Asshole Burger

The nastiest shit you've ever seen and tasted in the form of food. Whoever the fuck made this putrid excuse for a meal should kill themselves. This is my argument for eugenics.

At first, I REALLY liked In-n-Out, but then I ordered a double-double yesterday and they gave me a Dirty Greasy Asshole Burger.

by I hate In-n-Out April 2, 2022

YOUR = ASSH0LE = ASSHOLE

Are you thinking "WHAT I AM THINKING"
ASSWH0L3

Tender loving care to "ANY ASSH0OLE"

See that LITTLE B0Y is the DUKE 0F WINDS0R as EAT THEIR FARTS as they are going through the GL0RY H0LES in the REDW00D TREES where YOUR = ASSH0LE = ASSHOLE which is they "OWN YOUR ENTIRE SMELL" as watch that C0CK on the SCREEN and no touching anymore OR ELSE you will really PISS 0FF those BABIES, LITTLE B0YS and LITTLE GIRLS as guess what "THEY ARE YOUR 0WNERS" ANAL ALAN and they are always TRUTHFUL as they don't " N0 BETTERS".

OK, it is YOUR = ASSH0LE = ASSHOLE opening and closing as you RIM RIM RIM ...IN and lose EVERY ONE ANAL ALAN of your SEXUAL WHIMS.

by DIT KOMON ASSH0LE April 18, 2022