Vampire Beaver Duck

A platypus.

Platypus babies, also known as puggles, drink milk but since the mother has no nipples the milk is sweat out so the puggle will suckle on the fur like a little vampire beaver duck.

by HunterSMontana010921 March 27, 2025

chess duck

an annoying duck that blocks chess pieces from crossing.

pawn: WHY U block promote?
chess duck: QUAC
KUAC QUAKC

Pawn: *dies of cringe*

by psudonym? September 24, 2022

Albino The Duck

A Duck with a orange bill and yellow feathers. Knows how to dress classy while still being the most honest and respectful duck. Every girl's dream boyfriend.

Mostly nocturnal, loves going out and never spends his nights alone.
Very straight forward, and the king of flirting.
If you let a duck like this go, you've gotta go see a mental hospital for your stupidity.

If Albino goes out, I'm definitely showing up!

Albino the Duck besides being the most handsome duck ever does bits in my bed sheets ...

by Albino The Duck November 22, 2021

hehe do ur like ducked go I it’s cool

Some drunk who always thinks he’s Connor

Mcgregor when he has a couple drinks and is most likely to end up on a t shirt if he got in a fight

A example of a unsuccessful night is when you say “hehe do ur like ducked go I it’s cool”

by hehe do ur like ducked go I it November 4, 2022

Suck duck fuck

Ducks suck ii and get fucked with it

Duck 1:Hey have you seen the new suck duck fuck 1000?
Duck 2:Yes i got a glock in my rari aye 17 shots no .38

by GoldGhostVr March 8, 2024

Duck

Simply the most amazing animal that ever walked the face of this planet don’t ever feed them rice though or else there stomachs may explode

Your as funny as a duck

Your as cute as a bunch of ducklings

by Duck lover 123 November 4, 2017

Mud-duck

A cocktail of bourbon, coke, and baileys Irish cream. Served over ice. It curdles when mixed, but tastes of rootbeer.

I had too many mud-ducks last night. Woke up with a nasty fucking hangover!

by Effingeffer May 23, 2018