February 5

Your crush will ask you out today!!

Crush: will you go on a date with me because it’s February 5!! Me: yeah of course I will

by Charly@charly January 25, 2024

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Portal Radio 10 Hours 5:18:48:14

A YouTube video that plays the Portal Radio loop for 10 hours, After 5 hours, 18 minutes, and 48 seconds, The radio loop is interrupted by a half naked man who states "Time to do some push ups." He proceeds to go through a workout routine while simultaneously ripping ass. I mean actual butt hole destruction, like he makes lawn mower sounds from his ass.

Tom: Time to listen to my favorite video Portal Radio 10 Hours, I hope a man in his underwear doesn't interrupt 5 hours, 18 minutes, and 48 seconds in! Imagine if something happened to Portal Radio 10 hours 5:18:48:14 in!
King of Ass Ripping: J ͖̠̖̘̇̑̀͝o ̖͈̜͉̾̓h̴͉͂̇́n̴̞̲̣͓̕ ̟̐̃̚͜D ̱͌e̶̯̣̭̍̒̋͂ȩ̵̘̥̪̓̐ŕ̶͖͚̱̹͊ ̭̀̍̃͝T ̯̗̫̭͊̅͘r̶͕̾͐̎͠ã̶̝̖c ̧̄t ̰̻̌͑o ͍̂̃͂r̴͖̙͑̌ͅ ̵͕̎̓̈́Ă̵̦̰͐S̴̞̪̚͜ͅM̴̯̯̾̊R̴̦̘̤͐͐͛̀
Tom: GYATT!

by EL_PRO April 8, 2023

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5 homeless people

something you eat because you think its watermelon
its not

i ate 5 homeless people because i thought they were watermelon

by I like penguinssss July 4, 2024

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5's

5's is a very friendly game played by many, in the game os 5's you have 5 minutes after calling it to do whatever, nobody shall taketh thy seat. There is 1 more thing tho for those who want the seat. If nobody hears you call 5's you lose your seat.

*gets up out of seat* 5's mothaf**ka!!

*gets up out of seat*

*2 minutes later* *friend takes seat*

Yo man i called 5's *everyone* no you didnt bro. We didnt hear you.

by JewdishPump99 November 21, 2019

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