Toe in the water

When you shit and one half is touching the toilet water while the other half is still attached to you

He was sitting on the john, waiting for his toe in the water to drop

by MissDiva December 26, 2024

Who stubbed your toe?

A question that implies someone is in a bad mood
(Toe stubbing is rhe worst pain known to mankind - if someone were to stub your toe they would be causing you great pain)

Person 1: Gosh, you’re grumpy. Who stubbed your toe? i.e. who ruined your day?
Person 2: You

by Maevaghid January 2, 2025

microwave your toe

i’m done with you

“say one more word, and i’m gonna microwave your toe”

by soggy sinners January 14, 2025

Toe Sucker

another way of saying “ass kisser”

“kade you’re such a toe sucker”
“Andrew stop sucking Kade’s toes”

by yourmommqdotcomma October 18, 2019

Toe ball

When you use your foot to kick someone in the dick. When your toe contacts the balls

“What did you do on the weekend?”

“ I toe balled Mikey, he was pissing me off”

by Bigfathoe48 October 20, 2019

Toe-racist

When someone discriminates against toe shapes .

Mindsy Snapchat stories were toe-racist in there "what your foot shape says about you"
How rude baubbbeee

by Angelita xoxo October 20, 2019

Croc Toe

The biggest degenerate of all time. A croc toe is someone who mainly only ever wears Crocs. In rain, sun, and snow, these people will never understand that crocs aren't a fashion sense, more of an actual tactical usage of utility.

Ashton: Umm, Jen..
Jen: *Chewing gum obnoxiously* What do you want, Ashton?
Ashton: You do realize that it's the middle of winter, right?
Jen: Yeah, and?
Ashton: Why do you have crocs on?
Jen: Because it's trending right now. Everyone has them.
Ashton: I mean, it makes no sense, especially in this time of the season.
Jen: Listen here, Ashton, I have every right to wear whatever the fuck I want to wear.
Ashton: *With a smugged face* Okay, fair. You obviously have croc toe syndrome.

by Pussdrop October 22, 2019