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Clean Talk

The act of swapping swear words for similar sounding words. Because of a study that went on for 60 - 70 years showing that if you swear in a lifetime you can die 20 - 30 years younger than the average life span.
Fuck = Fudge
Shit = Shite*
Bitch = Biatch
Motherfucker = MotherTrucker
Ass = Butt/Booty
Arse = Bum
Dick = Penis/Balls/nuts
Prick = Pleb
Retard = n00b
Dafuq = Dafudge
Wanker = Tosser
Masturbate =Fap/Shlick
Piss = Pee
Asshole/Arsehole = A hole
Slut,Whore,Slag,skank,hoe = Chav
Fucktard = Fudgetard

Also you can swap words and letters around such as:
Stupid Cunts = Cupid Stunts
Cunt Muffin = Munt Cuffin
Dick Biscuit = Bick Discuit
Cock Nozzle = Nock Cozzle
Dildo Rider = Rildo Dider

Pussy Jockey = Jussy Pockey

Although the last half is not proven clean talk and could result in premature death.

*not proven clean talk
by got balls? May 16, 2014
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talk right as rain

something is just usual but you talk as if only you knew it.
Chris: If there is no change, this month is December.
Lisa: you talk right as rain!
by Phoebe is me January 2, 2017
mugGet the talk right as rainmug.

Cheesy Talk

When the boys misspell and mispronounce words on purpose.
Wowd Brod that’s some bery niced cheesy talk
by Faze_Floyd December 12, 2020
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Talking to frank

Ole Kentucky saying to go smoke weed while non smokers are around
Hey Jim I’m talking to frank and to join the conversation
by That_guy96 July 15, 2021
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Flat-Balled-Talk

A humorous and tongue-in-cheek term used to describe discussions or conversations centered around the Flat Earth Theory. This lighthearted expression playfully suggests that such discussions lack the well-rounded and spherical nature of reality, highlighting the unconventional and debunked belief that the Earth is flat. Often used to inject humor into conversations about unconventional or pseudoscientific ideas, acknowledging the eccentricity of the topic.
Let's dive into some flat-balled-talk and explore the edges of absurdity!
by mi1es January 10, 2024
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talking wallace

When people accused Phoebe of miss counting the cash, they are "Talking Wallace".
by Toby1Kenoby March 6, 2024
mugGet the talking wallacemug.

national ask the girl you've been talking to for months

ask the girl you have been talking to for months to secure that deal
get that girl and make it official
hey, did you hear? its national ask the girl you've been talking to for months.
It is? no way. I'm about to make it official.
by applebottomjeans2 October 15, 2020
mugGet the national ask the girl you've been talking to for monthsmug.

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