Sex twins

Two people who have been having sex over a long period of time and are starting to dress and look alike. Is most noticable in same sex couples and people wearing sweaters.

How was Berlin?
Girl, it was amazing. I saw a couple on the U-Bahn and couldn't decide if they were sex twins or siblings.

by Memepaasmal March 8, 2019

Curtain sex

Curtain sex is when you come home and you see a penis sticking out from between the curtains. Instead of calling the police like a normal person, you flick it, suck it, then insert yourself on it.

Eva: Oh my god I had the best curtain sex yesterday!
Bob: Weren't you afraid?
Eva: No! *breaks down crying*

by DjFarmor January 26, 2019

Sex Mo

When ur hitting up a girl on E ur the Sex Mo

"I just took a shitton of E and im hitting up Sara!"
"Damn man ur in the Sex Mo!"
"On god frfr!"

by FukLifeKillUrself October 2, 2022

sex chimp

The absolute pinnacle of sex appeal. Untouchable by other words. A sex chimp is infamous and should be kept away from all wives, daughters, and girlfriends.

Friend: “I heard you’re a sex chimp.”
You: “Yeah I’ve been slaying the punani lately”

by BSD KOLD STEPPAZ March 13, 2022

Sex Retardant

An agent that enigmatically repels sexual desire such as moldy cheese, dead horses, or Hillary Clinton’s breasts.

I saw an old fuckass bitch bitch at the store today and my boner went limp faster than light speed. She had total Sex Retardant written all over her

by Obiwan723 March 3, 2021

Potato Sex

Potato sex is the act of having sex with someone who acts and moves like a potato. The cause of this is either the person is too large, and or too drunk to be accountable for the movement of their body. People who boast about what a great sex life they have, actually probably have potato sex.

She will not shut up about her sex life. I bet that bitch is "potato sex".
How was your date last night? It was great except for the "potato sex"

by Person.forever May 13, 2021

Bridgerton Sex

Sex, where there's no foreplay or lubrication, and both partners come immediately and intensely.

"Well, we both came fast!" "Yeah, Bridgerton sex!"

by Chez Bru May 20, 2021