Cutting the Bird

The act of leaving work for the day before your shift has ended.

Mark: Dude, are you cutting the bird again this week?

John: Yeah, I have a doctors appointment today.

by Headless Bird April 28, 2014

Homogooly bird

A species of bird the flys backwards sooo fast.. It disappears up it's own arse.

Homogooly bird.....

Someone who talks so much crap, they could disappear up their own arse and it wouldn't make a difference how you viewed them. ("Ok Tom")

by Msr8888 May 23, 2014

Upper Canada Migratory Bird Sanctuary

A campground close to Morrisburgh,ON.

I want to go to the Upper Canada Migratory Bird Sanctuary

by Dandras Anderson June 13, 2014

early bird hustle

One who sneaks out of work and leaves early.

Hey have you seen Fernando? Naw man I think he did an early bird hustle today.

by DBoy June 27, 2014

bird in a bath

when one takes out his ball sack, makes a bit of a bowl with the excess skin and then pees a bit into the "bowl" and then shakes the "bowl" up and down giving the sensation of your dick being washed like a bird.

he liked to show us his bird in a bath and showed it to us all the time.

by the big ralph July 3, 2014

Bird Beak

A case of lack of lips on a person's face.

Man you have tiny lips. Like a Bird Beak.

by masonjar93 September 4, 2014

Flappy Bird

A highly addictive arcade style game which requires minimal effort to get really fucking frustrated with, also a phrase used to describe a female who is extensively experienced in the art of shagging e.g. A prostitute, or a banging slag

'Dude did you try out flappy bird last night?'

'Yea man I went for the £100 session, lucky I haven't contacted HIV yet LUL'

'Meant the game mate'

'Awks...'

by Messed up meanings September 8, 2014