No Nut 365

Finishing what No Nut November started. Men solve the world's problems by eliminating the disease that is the human species.

"hey Carl, why don't you have kids yet? You're already 37." "No thanks I'm not having kids, I'm not even nutting... I'm on that No Nut 365 life."

by Deorven December 3, 2020

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Nut-slit

Ventilation for male genitals

"I wish I had a Nut-slit as it's too hot right now*

Or

" Come play in my Nut-slit"

by Chalet super spreader March 13, 2020

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nut merchant

can mean either-
1) a stupid or arrogant person, or

2) something (usually a feat) which is impressive.

Look at that fucking nut merchant.

This shot's going to be a right nut merchant.

by Panzervarg May 18, 2010

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ebay nut

When you have to nut to eBay sex doll/lingerie images because your school’s network won’t let you watch real porn.

Julian: Man, school networks are the worst! Everything is blocked, even Facebook!
Ricky: Yeah, I know, yesterday I had to eBay nut because the school network blocked all porn.
Julian: Damn.

by luvusuliann April 17, 2022

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Jiggle Nuts

Nuts that jiggle in the wind.

Damn my Jiggle nuts.

by blonde2645 February 15, 2017

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nut swirl

when you are on your knees giving your man a blowjob and you put his balls in your mouth ever so gently and you turn your head to side, rockin his nuts back and forth for a nut swirl in your mouth.

I like when my pal gives me a nut swirl for the holidays.

by meandpallymadeitup December 27, 2016

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