Missing Nut

When a Male has finished wanking, he cannot locate the so-called nut, making it the missing nut.

Dude, I was pissing my pants yesterday. My sister used the bathroom after me, and I think she found my Missing Nut based off of her scream.

Damn bro, you're dead!

by Livinlikelanger April 4, 2019

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Nut tipped

Similar to cow tipping, except the nut, atatches the handlebars to the seat.

The obnoxious motorcyclist revved so loud, that the crowd, nut tipped him, ending up ass over elbows, as scooter spontaneously fled from under his nuts.

by Flavel Havel February 10, 2022

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Nut Burn

Burning sensation in genitals after rough sex; Specifically in females.

Samantha: I have nut burn from jermy

by Jiggyjiggy1234567 May 18, 2021

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Nut taco

Nut Taco = the pussy after one has ejaculated in it.

Example: “She wanted me to eat the nut taco after I busted but that’s gay”

by JDotCarter November 30, 2017

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Slug nutted

When you nut on your own balls and smack them off a girls forehead

Yo last night I straight slug nutted this girl Ashley....

by MeMeWeeWee July 15, 2018

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nut buffer

nuht buhf-fer

noun; the human tongue, used in a sexually derogatory fashion

verb; the sexual act of licking a man's testicles with exhausting vigor

See also; cunt scrubber

1. Langston needs to quit wagging his nut buffer and get back to work!

2. My girlfriend gave me a serious nut buffer. Dig deep, baby. Dig deep.

by Mr. Magnificent the Elder March 20, 2014

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