Muffin doodle

cute pet name

my little muffin doodle

by sushimushi24 April 13, 2010

fag-muffin

just someone who happens to be an idiot; something to call someone when they do something stupid

one of your friends comes up behind you and kicks your leg, you fall over and yell "fag-muffin" and inflict physical pain on him/her.

by lesley martins April 21, 2010

muffin mind control

When a female uses her insane thickness to control your life and actions

Bitch has muffin mind control over me

by Daxnatr November 25, 2024

hubble muffin

another way of saying hubby, but cooler and prettier

omg sophie running is having a mini dance party, he's so cool! I'm so glad that he is my hubble muffin!

by wifeyevie November 3, 2010

take my muffin

its basically an analogy for take my or take their or take whatevers virginity

sam: wow yesterday i paid some random girl to take my muffin, yippee!

by Crinklesnoop Hater January 26, 2025

fluffer muffin

fluffer muffin is a popular micro caleb silkposter in the silksong community known for their kindness and self-awareness...
they had high-quality photoshoped silkposts and the kindness of Nu/Injuryexpert2656 and consistent phase

fluffer muffin is a peak silkposter

by Choice_Echo June 6, 2025

muffin crown

When you stick a muffin in your girlfriends 'muffin' then eat the crown off the top of the muffin
Also used when a girl is on her period

Can call male friends this when they're bein a little bitch

My girlfriends muffin crown tastes so good

Bre get your muffin crown off me
Zac don't be a muffin crown
muffin crown vagina sex

by Alice in wonder May 1, 2015