Muffin mouth

The aftermath of going down on a woman, the mixture of saliva, vaginal discharge and pubes all around your mouth is a Muffin mouth

Dam son, you got mad muffin mouth. How long where you down there?

by Muffinmouth87 October 13, 2022

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sore muffin

Someone who is a party pooper, or who chooses to be offended.

Dude 1: "Hey wanna join the party? We could use an extra person!"

Dude 2: "No thanks. I wasn't invited."

Dude 1: "Don't be such a sore muffin. Lol"

by SweetPeaASMR February 11, 2018

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bi slut muffin

A bisexual person from Lansing who is so tired of dealing with the locals that she's ready to take life by the throat and finger bang it into submission.

"Damn, that girl is really going all out on that group of S&M Jesuits from Ohio. Who is that?"

"Oh, that's my bi slut muffin."

by romanxxv October 19, 2022

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Muffin Puss

(Noun)

muhf-in-poos

A gender-neutral phrase referring to a favourite hole/orifice, on one's own body and if active, particularly where you get the most sexual pleasure, either from yourself or a partner.

That's the dirty meaning at least...

Jessie: Hey James, wanna mess around later?

James: Heck yeah, I wanna munch on your Muffin Puss all night!

by www.MuffinPuss.com August 01, 2022

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