University of Chicago Labschool

The worst place to be if your looking to get sleep or anything like that. All of the people there have bags under their eyes.
The students there are either rich republican snobs that pay full price, or the weirdest and yet coolest faculty kid you've ever met. If you are in 6th grade as of 2024-2025 DO NOT COME HERE. ALL OF THE 6TH GRADERS ARE INSANE. The people you encounter are going to be one of these: 1. nice but the most obnoxious person you've EVER met 2. Incredibly mean and literally all of the ists, and phobics. 3. Beatlemanic 4. smart and insane 5. ridiculous amounts of theater kid 6. video game and war obsessed: failing everything (note: these may occur together in different patterns or alone)

Billy bobby fornire: "I love 80s music, speak German, and I read Dostoevsky for fun."

King Robert the 3rd: "You must go to University of Chicago Labschool."

by fornire March 8, 2025

Biola University

A place where all of your friends start getting engaged the winter of your junior year... ALL OF THEM

Biola University?? Are you trying to get married?

by itsnotjosh February 12, 2023

Person universe version 2

Person 1: h-h-hey
Person 2: GOOGOGGOOGAGOGOGAOGAAAAAA

In Person universe version 2, Person 2 is born. Person 1 learns his first words.

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ September 9, 2023

The Sun’s move into your birth sign will encourage you to believe that amazing things are going to happen, and they are! If you think big and act big over the next few days then no ambition will be beyond you. The universe is on your side.

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😱: The Sun’s move into your birth sign will encourage you to believe that amazing things are going to happen, and they are! If you think big and act big over the next few days then no ambition will be beyond you. The universe is on your side.

by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025

Cardinal Stritch University

Unknown.
Consists of students that would rather be anywhere else

Did you hear about the parties at Cardinal Stritch University last weekend?
- No

by NARPS April 22, 2022

Universe

Something that is currently on it's way to screw up and end.

Guy 1: Where do we live
Guy 2: The universe
Guy 1: Bruh this is the only fucking universe

by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 April 3, 2022

Universe forbid

The atheist/agnostic/non-religious way of expressing "God forbid".

Universe forbid we forget to file our taxes..

We will understand these concepts. Universe forbid anything bad happens.

Universe forbid we get a raise... *eye roll*!!!

by LingDanc803 September 22, 2023