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Asher’s Hair

A very hairy figure, usually hiding in the shadows. Do not cross him, as you will get lost in his forest of hair.
-Don’t stay up late or you might get stuck in Asher’s Hair!
I don’t believe that Asher’s Hair is that frightening, although I haven’t checked.
by Well he is also gay April 8, 2024
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nostril hair

Nostril hair can give you boogers that drip into your mouth.
Look at your nostril hairs, their so long.
by Pablo.Man March 31, 2017
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Pineapple Hairs

The meaning of the top of Spong Bobs House. Also shown in Anix’s Bikini Bottom!
Very realistic Pineapple Hairs you have on the top of that house!
by Sophia_Lol June 17, 2020
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Cop Hair

1. When a cop who has cop hair grows their hair out, to blend in with us (the normal people), but doesn't cut it, and has cop-hair-shaped hair that's just longer. 2.One of the primary indicators of who is a cop.
"Hey, man. He's a cop! You wanna know how I know? 'Cause he got cop hair!"
by Tardigradous Friseur March 9, 2010
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Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP)

Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP)

The Lizzo-like ownership of your hair
When your hair is too damn thick, voluminous, shiny and beautiful.

Damn girl, you have FHP. Me toooo!

What’s that?

Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP) Duh!
by epiwonk January 27, 2023
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Hair fire

A complete overreaction to what ends up being a nonevent.
By misunderstanding the problem, the boss put us through a real hair fire.
by SmilinRic December 16, 2008
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Hair

Some sexy ass stuff. Don’t shave. Hair. Sexy.
Person 1: hey do I have to shave tonight?
Person 2: no I like the hair
by Girls-on-film•=• April 24, 2021
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