Fat doobie 

A large roll of weed, that you snort not smoke.

Yeah man! Gimme dat fat doobie.

Dont do drugs.

Fat doobie by TheBigWood January 2, 2012

fat power 

A "battle cry" or rallying phrase for people who accept the fact that they are fat and that fat people rock. Generally not used by anerexic, overly-skinny and or stupid people.

Idiot- Fat People is ignorant. They be gonna die, Jeb.

Smart Fat Person- Shut the fuck up you ditz! Fat Power!!!!!!

fat power by Anthony Sorrentino November 2, 2007

Fat Cunt

A great big fat cunt. Too old and fat to be in our uni.

I hate Fat Cunt, I wish he'd fuck off

Fat Cunt by Pete February 25, 2005

fat girl rodeo 

When you're dancing or having sex with a really fat (and ugly) girl, and you're being really Romantic. Then, after a while, you go behind her, hug her round her neck and whisper sweetly into her ear saying something like...

"You're reeaaallly fat"

...And you have to see how long you can hold on

"Dude, I was having a hardcore session of fat girl rodeo at the club last night, you should'a seen her man, thank god she counldn't reach me."

Or..

My fat girl rodeo record with her is like a whole minute or something, you would have thought she'd have learnt the game by now...

fat girl rodeo by ZeroG91 September 1, 2006

fat welshman 

fat man from whales who eats out houses and several pizzas in a day due to the fact he has no cable..must have fat family one of which must masturbate to computers

ryan is such a fat welshman he ate out 3 houses in one day

fat welshman by king de whales July 11, 2006

fat boy 

Among a group of hard drinkers, the one who drinks the most and serves as the example of "hard drinker" to the other hard drinkers, making them think that they don't really drink all that much.

Even though Dave is plainly an alcoholic, he doesn't think he drinks all that much, and he doesn't, compared to the bar fat boy over there.

fat boy by No one cares who submits these September 8, 2007

Fat Cock Grizzley

To dress up your penis in a flannel shirt and shave your pubes and stick them on the tip to make a beard

Also known as the greatest form of dress up ever

"honey, i want to try a Fat Cock Grizzley!"
"I gave Chris a Fat Cock Grizzley"

Fat Cock Grizzley by Andrew Bullock April 12, 2008