Your face

A versatile tool originally invented for use as a comeback.

moody so and so: What's that on your face??? It's soooooo gross!
TheGuy5: Your face!
Moody so and so: Urgh! that doesn't even make sense!
TheGuy5:Neither does your face!
Moody so and so: URGHHHHH! (walks away giving up...)
TheGuy5:Don't forget to clean your face! *ha ha ha*

by TheGuy5 December 29, 2014

Long Face

A guy who has a massive shlong and takes mirror pics with it. He likes to take bad selfies and often asks for toe pics.

Omg this guy who added me on snapchat is a total long face!

by AinsJC February 9, 2021

pause face

the terrible, unscripted or apparently stoned face even the most studied of actors can be caught making when a movie or television show scene is paused at an inopportune moment.

Dude, check out this hilarious pause face I just caught Jane Lynch making in the Emmy's!

by Flybywire_E2C December 8, 2011

gaga face

when you have no poker face. everything you say and do is written all over your face. you are basically captain obvious.

last night when i was out at the bar, i know that guy knew i thought he was busted, i had no gaga face.

by kaddy pies June 14, 2019

cancer face

When you lose weight, but your face looks like you have a disease.

That new diet made her body hot, but now she has cancer face.

by Dicwad April 27, 2016

grinding face

The act of clenching your teeth after popping M.

"omg, I'm dancing and grinding face hard after popping that quality M."

by julesb3 October 13, 2014

Face-diss

When a friend on Facebook "unfriends" you making you feel unloved.

Man. Steve and I go all the way back to grade school, I thought we were still pals until I got face-dissed!

by conwayTN September 4, 2009