Yard Donkey

A blue collar worker who never actually works. Someone who stays in the yard when the hard work is happening.

Look at this yard donkey watching all the real men getting the job done.

by Dan Mandingo April 15, 2025

..You fuck one donkey!

The shortened version of "If a man has sex with a man, it doesn't make him gay. But you fuck one donkey, and everyone will call you donkey fucker until you die."

It means that some deeds are so horrifically memorable that you will be known for it, even if the act or event was a one time thing.

Bill: Hey guys! What are you cooking for Thanksgiving?
Simon: I don't want you in the kitchen, you might get a semi.
James: Haha, turkey fucker!
Bill: C'mon man, that was when I was 14. God....You fuck one donkey!

by penisshakes October 9, 2024

donkey stew

donkey stew is when your mom puts raw meat in your pasta dish.

DANG mom u said you wouldnt donkey stew this time

by whatthewhatisawhat April 16, 2021

Donkey

(When used as a poker term)

A jackass for playing very badly; i.e. donkey calling every flop even if he has a bad hand and the bets are high, calling high bets when they have crap and catching something on turn or river; just not understanding the current situation and getting lucky later.

You're a donkey! I can't believe you called with you 3 9 off suit all in and caught runner runner trips on the turn and river. You idiot donkey!

by Jaeko January 2, 2020

donkey bonnet

A nice way of calling someone an asshat. someone who is up to stupid.

"Damn, Jill do hear all that dumb, Jake was talking? He was being a real donkey bonnet."

by starnermy January 3, 2023

argentine donkey

A term from the Royal Marines meaning Corned Beef.

What's in that sandwich? Not bloody argentine donkey again?!?

by onlyz October 26, 2013

On a Donkey's Left Toe

verb;
The toe of a donkey, preferably on the left side.

I swear on a donkey's left toe that Greta left her husband for Tom.

by urstinkyunclesam March 21, 2022