cat second

One cat second is 0.25 of one human second.
Yes this is the same person who found dog second

P1:”Yo what is a cat second now?”
P2:”Seriously...fine...0.25 cat second is one human second”

by Odgevwkrifnfjf March 23, 2021

ware cats

Hyper sexual women that have odd movements out of normal sitting. Unable to have proper etiquette conversations without being pervy

Tisha: (let me give a call to Linda) Linda, I asked Brittany if she wanted to go to the mall.
Linda: cool, did she go out with you and hang? What mall did you go to?
Tisha: she wouldnt say and just kept saying she wanted lingerie from victoria secrets mmmm (phne shuffle).
Linda:see there goes her acting like a stank ware cats again hot in de azz having no etiquette.

by Angry mom45 August 26, 2023

polish the cat

the act of transforming an ordinary cream pie into a shiny, slippery pile of pussy hair by stroking with the fingers--note: female orgasm is a frequent consequence

Hey that girl will do anything for you if you just polish the cat once in a while.

by Maxxximus May 23, 2015

cat kisser

The opposite of a rat licker. And someone who loves cats. Perhaps a crazy cat lady/man.

My sister’s a rat licker but I’m a cat kisser. I love my pussies.

by Luckydogjudy September 25, 2020

Mandela Cat

A Mandela cat is a cat that can't see, but has incredible sense. It's kinda like the superhero Daredevil, except it's literally just a cat.

Holy shit you've got a Mandela Cat? No fucking way! Those species are so rare!

by zaperzy December 21, 2022

Cat Kicker

Kurt Zouma

He's a cat kicker, he's a kicker, he's a cat kickerrrrrr. Oh, Kurt Zouma, he's a cat kicker.

by Shiine-1 February 9, 2022

cat nerdy

Nerdiness defined by an obsessive love for cats. Can apply to other animals as well, such as penguins.

She used to be cat nerdy, now she's a flat-out crazy cat lady.

by crosley September 20, 2012