on a snake in the sea

1. Lost or hopeless, with no sense of direction.

2. Stuck or abandoned.
Toby is on a snake in the sea when it comes to ordering poké bowls for lunch. He'll stand in line for hours trying to make up his mind.
by juiceco January 12, 2017
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Nicaraguan Brown Snake

Your poor girlfriend is constapated and she needs your help. You decide to do anal to try to work everything out. During the deed, you end up taking a rectal core sample and, as you cum on her back a small poo worm comes out your urethra and ends up on your girl's back.
I dropped a Nicaraguan brown snake on my girls back last night. We fixed both our problems.
by NbsJesse August 13, 2017
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Snake Oil

A game where a girl is in the middle and sucks every guy off by biting there d*** and sucking it
by Bigsexy1387 August 13, 2021
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Carolina Drain Snake

The act of shitting downs one throat and skull fucking it down with passion.
He gave her the Carolina Drain Snake
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Laying a snake

To lay a nice, long, solid, turd. There must be minimal cracking with a minimum 6 inches in length to be considered a baby snake, 9 inches to be a teen snake, and 12 inches to be considered an adult snake. Anything less is considered a “worm,” not to be confused with parasites, although it easily is when said in conversation without prior reference. It is common to practice and prepare oneself to make the best snake one can before graduation from childhood to adulthood.
Don’t go in the bathroom for awhile, I’ll be in there laying a snake. It’s gonna be a stinky one.
by Layingsnakeismygame April 09, 2022
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Christmas snake

When someone is going up the stairs infront of you so you shove your thumb up their ass
"I'm gonna give you a Christmas snake"

" I was going up the stairs and my friend gave me a Christmas snake"
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Riki Snake

A weiner at half-mast or a semi-erect boner. As Boyz II Men noted in their classic jam, Motownphilly, it's not too hard, not too soft.
Dude, I was doing sit-ups yesterday in really loose boxers, and I totally got a riki snake.
by Telemok Chedar May 26, 2012
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