Donkey

Donkey can be a jackass or something retarded

Evan quit being a donkey

by BIG WORM (Alaskan bull worm) April 10, 2020

Donkey punch

A mid-coitus rear cranial blow to induce vaginismus for increasing the hermetic seal upon the shaft to thusly restrict hydrodynamic semanal flow during orgasm in turn hightening sexual plesure.

Naturally, donkey punch also applies to any pugilisticly caused contrations of the anal sphincter during homo-/hetero- sexual sodomy

"Oh man, when I fucked Karen last night, I donkey punched her so hard that her cunt squeezed like a vise around my cock, and i thought it was going to break off as i nutted in her with such force, i swear i saw her cough up my splooge onto her tooth that got lodged in the wooden headboard"

"Wow thanks, I'm gonna try that when i wreck Bruce in his little bussy tonight"

by Lover of cocks December 22, 2021

Donkey Nutron

It is a meme about a fusion of donkey kong and Jimmy Neutron, commonly paired with Shreck Wizowski as a who would win meme

Person 1: who would win, Donkey Nutron or, Shreck Wizoowski?
Person 2: Donkey Nutron of course.

by BasiclyMichaelMell February 10, 2020

poop donkeys

a pet donkey made of poop

poop donkeys make great pets, you can play with them, they're great for skin and hair

by natchbait June 6, 2011

Kinda Donkey

Refers to something or someone who is Unfair, uncool, or unskilled.

Allan- "Hey can you give me directions? My survival skills are kinda Donkey."

by I'm Kinda Donkey September 18, 2021

Swamp donkey

A ratchet girl/woman who generally lives around Huntsville AL, that gives herself in trade for multiple things but usually illegal drugs. She is usually known for her scandalous ways and lack of morals. Unclean and looking unfortunate. Going from one guy to the next. Doing whatever for whatever.

Yesterday I saw a swamp donkey at papa David's house.

by BAMAbaby May 27, 2019

Donkey Hoe

The perfect phrase to use for a completely fugly and clapped bitch, who sounds like a dying donkey and looks like your grandmas most recent shit. These women are usually scuffed cunts that try to act hip with the kids, even though they are actually; in their mid 40's, going through a mid-life crisis and browse pintrest in their spare time.

"He look thats Carys"
"You mean the donkey hoe?"
"Oh yeah, i forgot shes a fugly ass bitch"

by christine_is_a_milf August 31, 2020