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moose vagina 

is big, brown, and harry and hasn not been shaven in 3 years.
i had sex with this chick with a horrible moose vagina last night.

elastic vagina 

A vagina that can be abused in any way shape or form then shrinks back up when you are done with it
The female was still tight after 12 dudes thanks to her elastic vagina!

drunk vagina

When one is too fucked up to engage in sexual intercourse due to dehydration or the fact the partner is nasty and disgusting
You have whiskey dick, I have drunk vagina maybe we should do this another time
drunk vagina by Don316 April 9, 2016

yogurt vagina

When you put cold yogurt on a spoon and shove it inside a woman's vagina.
Ex. "She was moaning so loud when I gave her the yogurt vagina!"

Violet vagina 

When a girl does not get her sexual pleasure and is left just before cumming
E.G hey Johnson did you make that girl cum last night? Nah mate gave her a violet vagina
Violet vagina by Kilbey January 5, 2017

Stinky Vagina Fart 

Calling someone a stinky vagina fart is the most insulting term known to man... It's so bad that the phrase has been banned in 19 countries and saying it is punishable by death. ~DO NOT USE THIS TERM OR ELSE~
Just saying if someone calls you this they really hate you, jokes on them thought because you can arrest them.

(Don't actually call 911 if someone calls you this. This is a joke to be taken lightly unless you want to take this joke darkly)
Person 1: You stinky vagina fart, I wish you were never born.
Person 2: OMFG I can't believe you said that...
*Person 2 calls 911*