Carpet Snake

A smooth operator who likes to fly under the radar. Comes across as nice and well intentioned but be weary, as soon as the opportunity arises they strike.

Keep them away from the wife.

Don’t give them anything they can use against you to their advantage.

Generally less is more with these types.
Old mate is a real carpet snake, give him nothing because he’ll throw you under the bus
by Chips Magee June 10, 2022
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Jungle Snake

Jungle Snake: (noun) A beautiful woman that you take home drunk from the bar but when you go to do the deed a massive snake hits you in the forehead
Man I brought this girl home last night, she was hotter than Shakira in a too piece, but when we went to do the deed it hit me in the face, it was at that point that I knew, this was not a woman, this was a Jungle Snake
by farmtruck532 November 24, 2022
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Drain snake turd

When ur poop clogs the toilet so bad you can't plunge it and have to use a drain snake
Ah shit another drain snake turd u know where the ogger is?
by Fuc biden May 27, 2021
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prostate snake

Jimmy: Dude, I have a prostate snake, HALP.
Beth: Use more lube.
by Prostate Snake April 22, 2015
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Snake Butt

Somebody who is always pissed off leading you to believe there is a snake up their butt.
dude, snake butt won't let us hang out with his sister
by sean88 June 12, 2011
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Sarasota drain snake

To help loosen someone's bowels with your poop broom
After eating all this cheese i needed someone to give me the old Sarasota drain snake, to end my constipation.
by Le Stefan August 25, 2018
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Rack Snake

An exceptionally large penis, this term is used when a man wants to have sex with large breasts. Often used to describe the activities that are about to unfold when communicating with a lady.
Oh heavens Betty. Your breasts are fantastic, and I would love for my Rack Snake to check them out!
by FireBritches October 13, 2010
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