Dog block

When you go in to pet a dog and some one steps in the way to pet the dog in front of you.

“ Ayo I wanted to pet my dog but you dog blocked me”

by Veronica7483892937474 February 28, 2021

the dog ate it

A classic and not very credible excuse usually used in cartoons and sitcoms to excuse a student's lack of completed homework when they get to school.

"Boy, where is your homework?"; "The dog ate it, sir" "THWACK" "OW!"

by Chris May 23, 2004

dog nose

For a male to urinate and then wipe his wet cold penis on his partner.

It was horrible, he dog nosed me in the middle of the night.

by Stef Major April 7, 2004

crime dog

Crime dog, in the context of McGruff the Crime Dog.

1)verb. To observe something that someone is doing wrong or something that someone should not be doing and then informing them of the correction.

Person 1 to Person 2: "The instructions say to do it this way."
Person 2: (ignornant) "No, this is the right way"
Person 3: (after verification) "Whoa! Person1 just totally crime dogged Person2!"

by McGruff January 9, 2004

dog ass

Refers to something that is bad, typically frustrating in the process.

That was the worst sandwich I've ever had....it was total dog ass.

Some dog ass stole my car stereo!

by Mediocrates May 19, 2004

corn dogging

While having sex on the beach, you pull out while she's distracted, plunge your member into the sand, then stick it back in

I corn dogged my prom date at the beach after-party and had to leave the state for two years.

by eric March 29, 2005

corn dog

Encasing a public toilet handle with a turd either by jamming it on by hand or rectally impaling the handle in one's ass, the slowly taking a shit as one pulls out, leaving the corn dog effect on the handle.

I was going to flush, but some nasty bastard corn dogged the handle.

by W.E. Coyote August 20, 2003