Long Muffin

Get that long muffin out of here. I only eat dual layer, circular cakes.

by Trigger Johnson October 05, 2018

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toad muffin

A warty vagina, or a vagina with many warts.

1) you could go with classic urban dictionary explanations like:
"Dude I slept with this girl last night and she was a total toad muffin...I think I'll hit her up again"

2) or you could go for the month python approach
"I have found the holy grail of women. She was a total toad muffin"

3) use as an insult to someone who slept with your ex:
"I BET HE TURNED YOU INTO A FUCKING TOAD MUFFIN, U FACKIN SKANK"

4) use for anyone you generally can't stand
"Why do you have to act like such a toad muffin all the time?"

5) or talk about a cat:
"Carl was petrified by the toad muffin. Like literally. He's made of stone now."

6) tinder:
"met a hot chick on tinder. We tried to Netflix and chill but then I saw her toad muffin ):"

by Wart Lips October 04, 2015

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gaping muffin

A women with a large vagina.
She tends to of been around a lot.

I banged this girl last night, almost fell in she had a right gaping muffin.

by Chavy gera February 27, 2017

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Turd Muffin

A turd that is shaped like a banana nut muffin.

Hey everybody, come and look at my turd muffin that I just pinched off into the toilet.

by Peck R. Wood March 10, 2017

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Crusty Muffin

A crusty muffin is a slang term for a very unclean vagina. Typically with flakes of crusty skin, dried semen, dried discharge, or any other patina of std origin.

I almost picked up a hooker last night. I saw she had a crusty muffin, so I had to flee.

by victim of s.d.s.r December 13, 2023

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