Donkey

An animal which can fly.

Donkeys can fly

by The king of the road November 25, 2023

Donkey burger

(Verb.) During sex you take a shit in your partners mouth and then insert two pieces of white bread.

She was upset that she was donkey burgered after she had brushed her teeth.

by Popejohnpaul May 23, 2019

stupid spasticated donkey

>Just a donkey ass looking person
> ugly
> obvs stupid

IE maddie looks like a stupid spasticated donkey

by d a n n i e l l e February 16, 2024

Swamp donkey

A ratchet girl/woman who generally lives around Huntsville AL, that gives herself in trade for multiple things but usually illegal drugs. She is usually known for her scandalous ways and lack of morals. Unclean and looking unfortunate. Going from one guy to the next. Doing whatever for whatever.

Yesterday I saw a swamp donkey at papa David's house.

by BAMAbaby May 27, 2019

Donkey

(When used as a poker term)

A jackass for playing very badly; i.e. donkey calling every flop even if he has a bad hand and the bets are high, calling high bets when they have crap and catching something on turn or river; just not understanding the current situation and getting lucky later.

You're a donkey! I can't believe you called with you 3 9 off suit all in and caught runner runner trips on the turn and river. You idiot donkey!

by Jaeko January 2, 2020

donkey stew

donkey stew is when your mom puts raw meat in your pasta dish.

DANG mom u said you wouldnt donkey stew this time

by whatthewhatisawhat April 16, 2021

..You fuck one donkey!

The shortened version of "If a man has sex with a man, it doesn't make him gay. But you fuck one donkey, and everyone will call you donkey fucker until you die."

It means that some deeds are so horrifically memorable that you will be known for it, even if the act or event was a one time thing.

Bill: Hey guys! What are you cooking for Thanksgiving?
Simon: I don't want you in the kitchen, you might get a semi.
James: Haha, turkey fucker!
Bill: C'mon man, that was when I was 14. God....You fuck one donkey!

by penisshakes October 9, 2024