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Miller Chocolate Surprise

When You Try Anal And Your Dick Comes Out With Shit On It
We Tried Anal And She Gave Me A Miller Chocolate Surprise
by 18Panini May 30, 2025
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Santa Fe Surprise

Mikey gave me a santa fe surprise last night, and now my dick is burning.
by Hackerman45 July 12, 2025
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Funky redneck surpise

The act of putting barbecue sauce and crayfish boil on someone then blindfolded them and penetrating them in a surprise fashion not allowing them to know what hole
John took Abby out for dinner then gave her a Funky redneck surpise .
by The defining man July 20, 2025
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Rainbow Kitten Surprise

When a lick to the face turns into a scratch.

When you come in hot but they come in hotter.

When you feel feisty and ready to pounce regardless of the gender.
Kyle: “I saw a baddie across the bar and went up to say hi.”

Nick: “Bro, what did you say?”

Kyle: “nothing, I went in for a lick, but they went in for the scratch.”

Nick: “Dude, you got the Rainbow Kitten Surprise
by Word Flirt October 7, 2025
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 29, 2025
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St. Louis Backdoor Surprise

Putting Molly in someone's asshole while fucking.

Popularized in St. Louis by Cardinal fans
She gave me the St. Louis backdoor surprise after the Cardinals' game.
by buttchug32 October 10, 2025
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