School

See: Torture

School is a place that kids as young as 3/4 up to 18 or even higher are forced to be at almost every day. You wake up at ridiculously early times to get there, and it’s extremely boring. You have to stay there for 6 to 7 hours straight, every day.

Oh, and school sometimes gives you HOMEWORK to do outside of school.

Person 1: Hey could we hang out on tuesday?
Person 2: No i have school that day. And monday. And wednesday. And thursday. And friday
Person 1: Oh.

School by I Absolutely HATE School August 15, 2022

School

Modern slavery

Dad: How was school today?
Kid: Today was the best school day of my life
Dad: That’s wonderful!!!
Kid: No it’s not!!! we had 69 tests, all 10 nerds in the class reminded the teacher of the homework, I got beat up 5 times, I stepped on a lego, the cafeteria food sent me to the hospital, I got approximately 601 pounds of homework, and I got detention because some kid who thought he was funny told on me for something I didn’t do! I don’t wanna go to school! I wanna be a fucking gamer!!!!!!1!1
Dad: i forgot to buy the milk

School by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats August 19, 2022

School

Another word for “hell”

When I die I’m going to school

School by Superfightdoubl3 August 22, 2022

School

Psychological torture

Guy 1: I despise school with every cell in my body
Guy 2: yeah I agree

School by SJPrower August 24, 2022

School

A complete and utter waste of precious childhood.
You wake up at six in the morning to go to a building which resembles a federal prison. There, you go from class to class, repeating the same thing over and over every day. You get obsolete, inconsequential bullshit shoved down your throat by people who are only there for the money and time off. Then, you get tested on this bullshit, and if you fail because you don't understand, then that's too bad, which totally defeats the purpose of learning anyways. Meanwhile, you are forced to interact with mindless clone bot teenagers who only care about drugs, sex, and the mall. And if that's not enough, they send you away with more bullshit, also known as homework, to do during your only free time at home when you could be pursuing your own interests that might at some point be relevant to the life you want to lead instead of the one the fucking government chooses for you. In the future, you will never need to know quadratic formulas and geometry unless you plan on becoming a mathematician. To sum it all up, school is a big competition to weed out the "smartest" people who the government hopes will one day take reign over their cesspool of fucking moronic imbeciles which is leading our country to hell. Our only hope is that one day someone who can see through this will break free from this penitentiary and make some much needed reforms.

SCHOOL SUCKS

School by :O SCHOOL BAD August 25, 2022

School

Someone's favourite gloryhole

John: What's that gloryhole place over there called?

You: That my friend, is my favourite place to have sex, called a school.

School by AnonymousBr'ishTea September 3, 2022

School

The worst thing in existence, and should honestly be a punishment for crime

School sucks.

School by doge 3.0 September 9, 2022