human ruler

When you use your body to measure something,be it your entire body or just parts of it.

Men tend to use their penises as human rulers.

Chris knew each of his feet was exactly twelve inches,so instead of using a tape-measure to measure the wall,he walked next to the wall putting one foot next to the other.

Jack used his 12-incher to measure the ruler and make sure it was exactly 12 inches.

Arwin knew most markers are 6 inches because the were the same size as his dick.

I had trouble writing examples for this definition,so I used my three-inch long middle fingers and found out the average business card is about 3.25 by 2 inches.

human ruler by My social security number is.. July 18, 2012

yoshimonsta rule 34 

The best thing to ever come out of humanity and fred's reason for living

fred: imma go make some yoshimonsta rule 34 because its so fucking hot
everyone ever: wtf is wrong with you y̶o̶u̶ ̶d̶i̶d̶n̶t̶ ̶i̶n̶v̶i̶t̶e̶ ̶m̶e̶

yoshimonsta rule 34 by Wolfox February 9, 2021

666 Rule 

The main thing modern women look for in a man.
* 6 feet tall
* 6 figure salary
* 6 pack abs and/or 6"+ penis

Who the would use 666 rule it in a sentence ?

666 Rule by onureemus August 4, 2023

No Singles Rule 

The refusal to buy single measures for girls at the bar.
Thus them getting more drunk than they would be & POW!
It has served myself & close friends very well in the past.

Dave - "I've got a date on Friday with Sarah, but not sure how things are gonna go?"
Steve - "Mate, adopt the No Singles Rule & you're in there like swimwear!"

No Singles Rule by LeeKrow November 14, 2010

The Toilet Ruler 

A method used to measure a person's penis size. It is measured by where the skitmark is left on the toilet bowl.
In the front indicates a small penis size, in the middle indicates a medium penis size or good sanitation after using the toilet, and on the back indicates a big penis size.

This method works for mosts toilets, and is considered solid proof.

Jon: "Hey! Bob just got finished taking a shit! He always brags about his big cock, let's check it out once and for all by using the toilet ruler"

Kyle: "MAN! Bob really does have a huge dick! The skitmark is at the very back of the toilet bowl!"

The Toilet Ruler by chillsaster November 21, 2010

Don Johnson Rule

If you're 30ish and concerned a potential date is too young. Ask them who Don Johnson is. People born after the late 80s will most likely not know Don Johnson.

He is a violation of the Don Johnson Rule.

Don Johnson Rule by TangerineGRL13 August 26, 2013

"Somebody's Baby" Rule 

The requirement that a couple make love any time they hear Jackson Browne's "Somebody's Baby" from Fast Times at Ridgemont High. This rule has been around since approximately Christmas of 1982.

A wife is in the kitchen making crispy onion chicken with mashed potatoes and green beans for dinner when "Somebody's Baby" comes on the radio. She should immediately look at her husband and say, "By virtue of the "Somebody's Baby" Rule, we shall make love tonight." And the lovemaking shall commence that night after the kids go to bed.

"Somebody's Baby" Rule by SBR Inventor September 19, 2013