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Smart as paint

Modern usage should be an insult. Just add "literally." Original meaning from the 1800s: clever or intelligent. First said by Long John Silver, a pirate (an occupation known for excellent grammar?) in "Treasure Island." But how smart is paint, really?

If your target researches the phrase, dictionariies only have the original, complimentary definition --- which becomes a sneaky insult if you add "literally."
You're as smart as paint, literally. Don't be offended. I was just paraphrasing a compliment from "Treasure Island." It's a literary classic.
by Albino Raven August 25, 2023
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john hardie pint

a terribly poured pint, pint with so much head you could stick a flake in it
john: ‘pours a crap pint’

customer: “that’s a john hardie pint !!! “
by Pscho beech December 11, 2023
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4 girls finger paint

An absolutely aborently appalling internet shock video made by the same guys who made the infamous video, "Two girls, One cup".

This video includes some of the most diabolically disgusting fetishism known to man kind, and can only be topped by some seriously fucked up shit. It's nauseating vile brain got on a screen, and anyone who enjoys watching it needs to find fucking Jesus.

To summarize and describe the video, 4 girls finger paint is a pork video that starts out with one girl shitting over another girls anus, and then a different woman coming up and eating it, sloshing it around in her mouth like a soup. They then, as the video says, finger paint with this massive heap of stringy shit, and throw up on each other, and even in each other's mouths by sticking there fingers down their throats to trigger their gag reflex(you'd think what they were doing would be enough, but apparently not).

It's a 15-17 year old video, but still elicits very disgusted reactions, sometimes even throwing up, and people won't even finish the video. If you decide to find this video, proceed with caution and have a bin near by, you will most likely, at the very least, gag 5 times. If not, you truly have a densely fortified mind.
I searched up "4 girls finger paint " last night, and I must say, it didn't disappoint, I was quite disgusted.
by Destroyer of zoophiles December 11, 2023
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Mississippi finger painting

Finger painting on walls or a mirror using fecal matter. A technique developed in Mississippi..
Adam was so drunk last night that he started Mississippi finger painting on the wall.
by Mtlhead January 28, 2024
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Mississippi finger painting

Finger painting on walls or a mirror using fecal matter. A technique developed in Mississippi..
Adam was so drunk last night that he started Mississippi finger painting on the wall.
by Mtlhead January 28, 2024
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Tribal Face Paint

When someone on their period sits on your face.
“Oh yeah dude! I felt like chief of the tribe when she rode my face! Tribal Face Paint all over!”
by Furphobic November 23, 2023
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ice cream paint job

when a bunch of horny dude cover a single woman head to toe completely in cum
" it was great we gave her and ice cream paint job "
by miny me November 28, 2023
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