paul sansano

the best shmug you’ll ever meet.

“who’s that ??”
“bro that’s paul sansano. the man. the myth. the legend.”

by aphoticasf November 4, 2022

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Paul

a person who says uwu a little too much and lives on an island of off Florida

person:have u seen paul

other person: yeah he is in his private island off of Florida that looks like a giant cock

by anonymous November 7, 2022

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The paul to my lennon

They love you so much but they're in denial

Oh you're the paul to my lennon

by Quatrevingtdix November 23, 2022

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Pierre Paul is a cute loving guy. He can be an asshole, and can be really selfish, but knows his limits. He is a good and sweet boyfriend, he makes everyone laugh and is really funny. One other thing about Pierre Pauls is that they have a huge cock

Dang I need some Pierre Paul tonight.

by Disneyprincess22 November 24, 2022

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Paul

I lived a full life as a 360lb black man named Daequan. On my 36th birthday I was kidnapped by the KGB do to my relations with certain U.S special forces that took action in missions related to Cuba during the cold war. A man named Ivan Ivanovitch Ivanovsky held a hot medal rod up to my throat. Things got fuzzy and warm until I woke up in a twin sized bed located in a two story house as a 12 year old 125lb white boy named Paul.

Guy: "is that paul"
girl: "no its daquan."

by IDontKnowWhatsReal April 25, 2022

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