nut punch

When you have such amazing sex with a women but tells you she has HIV or some shit

Jim: dude I had a nut punch with Sarah last night.

Danny: aww that cunt, she nut punched me too

by (Sick handle) June 26, 2017

three hole punch

to shoot someone up to three times

three hole punch to his fuckin dome, ayy

by yungdaggerdick(thatsmyhandle) October 30, 2017

5 finger death punch

The World Most Bad ass Song That Was Ever Created And That Has The Power To Completely Destroy Your Ear Drums No Matter What Level Volume Your On.

5 Finger death Punch is king. Lesion To This..

by P0TAT0 K!NG November 1, 2017

hillbilly punch

a drink where people put every thing from turpinten to vodka and every thing in between and mix it together ussually results in hospital visits.

damn man that hillbilly punch hit me hard

by paco de ponzone November 17, 2017

castle punch

When a submissive potato approaches the larger, more powerful potato, to engage in makeup sex.

I’m gonna go castle punch pope.

by Deduper November 28, 2017

punch me in the dick hole

Literally the act of punching someone in the opening of the male penis. Has to be male. Can't be female. It doesn't work that way. This saying is used to express extreme frustration toward one person or an object. For some BDSM people.. this could be a turn on. This is also used with sexual frustration.

Gotta get off somehow.. quick! Punch me in the dick hole!

by Johnisdead November 28, 2017

armadillo punch

when a man and woman are performing missionary, and right before climax, the man punches the woman in the stomach as hard as he can, causing her to ball up (like an armadillo) and then ejaculates in side the woman in fetal position.

hey bro! I heard you Armadillo punched Amy last night! how was it?

oh it was great, i punched her so hard it was almost as if I actually came in an armadillo!

by bigballscratcher76 December 2, 2017