Fuck Nut

Something you say to someone in a fit of rage or displeasure. Synonymous with the word idiot, only ten times more effective.

You dropped my phone in the toilet, you fucking Fuck Nut!

by hicksoutfordarambe August 17, 2016

Kegel Nut

An orgasm achieved by a man simply by flexing his pelvic floor muscles. This technique is typically employed discretely, ejaculating in one's pants.

Ryan busted a kegel nut in Berstein's office

by ValkoBlack January 5, 2016

Deez Nuts

The most hilarious Vine of 2015.

hey, something came in the mail today .
what?
DEEZ NUTS ha! Got em!

by Xpolanco19 March 16, 2016

nut musket

Penis

She took a shot to the face from my nut musket.

by jcstreetz April 4, 2016

Deez nuts

aha got him!

"knock knock"
"who's there"
"deez nuts aha got him"

by Deez chesnuts April 14, 2016

Nuts to the face

A game in which you fight and the first person to get there nuts in the others face wins.

Chris and Dave were playing nuts to the face and while chris was pinned, Daves sweaty nuts were dropped on his face.

by ReedinoH November 28, 2016

Nut Band

1. When a guy puts a rubber band around his penis while jerking off for longer erections

"Hey try this nut band It really makes a splooge valcano"

by Definition Dicktionary December 9, 2016