real eater

An individual who can perform oral sex at the highest level.

“you know what you’re doing?”
“dw im a real eater”

by Oshjays July 21, 2024

Real ladies man

A guy who claims to know everything about women and sex, but has probably only had sex maybe once or twice.

(Sarcastically) He knows a lot, he must be a real ladies man.

by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023

the real slim titty

A boob that is so slim and perky that it stands up. Thus granting itself the ability to coil around a penis sideways. This is the only boob known to man that is capable of performing this solo-boob sideways boobjob.

Girl: "Hey, you into boob jobs?"
Guy: "Yeah! I'll only accept the real slim titty, though."

by Pappabjørn April 19, 2020

level 5 gyatt rizz livvy done rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim's creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board

i was watching youtube shorts and shat myself because of skibidi toilet. hello, my name is timmy, and this is my story. it all started one fateful day after school, me and my rizzler ohio gang went to rizz up the girls in our class. the girls all had a level 4 ice spice bussing gyatt straight from ohio, my boy. and i simply couldn't resist rizzing up that bussing skibidi ohio ice spice gyatt. i tried using my kai senat rizz, but i failed in the end. i don't need girls anyway, i'm a skibidi sigma after all. i only care about the gyatts. anyway, me and my ohio gang griddied back home the ocky way. we switched on the television and started watching youtube shorts. we learn some new rizz line straight from ohio and also watched some lankybox. but then, all of a sudden, skibidi toilet popped up. all my friends started screaming and crying. my pal who has pretty much has rizz from ohio started singing the skibidi toilet song: "skibidi dop dop dop yes yes". it only scared me more. i ate a cheesecake only a few minutes before and boy was it bussing, but all of a sudden, my level 3 gyatt started to rumble. shit spewed out of my asshole, FUCK!

level 5 gyatt rizz livvy done rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim's creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board

by crashreal23 May 10, 2024

being so real

being totally honest

A: tommy lefroy is my favourite band!
B: being so real, i’ve never heard of them

by WolfDog101 November 23, 2023

a real Codex moment

A photo-worthy instant during da 1980 Preakness where a racehorse illegally bumps or blocks a pretty little mare who otherwise would likely have won da race.

According to Google, da physical contact between Genuine Risk and a competing horse was a real Codex moment, and "still stings 40 years later".

by QuacksO April 11, 2023

Realing it

The opposite of faking it.

If you fake something so decently, others will think you’re realing it.

by Original Orangutans June 13, 2019