Emergency socks

That pair of old socks on your dresser you only put on when you're in a hurry and can't spare the time to find another pair.

Bro 1: Dude you got ready quick.

Bro 2: Yeah, I saved a bunch of time by putting on my emergency socks.

Bro 1: Nice~.

by Mathlete007 August 30, 2015

Sock sandwich

When you bust a fat nut in a sock then leave it in the freezer for 24 hours. Then make a sandwich and make your slave eat it.

Bro I just made a sock sandwich for my black slave

by Sock_SNADWHICH March 4, 2021

socks

socks is a kinky mf and a slut for cats !

socks stop biting ur cat!

by greenapple69>< April 14, 2022

Juice Sock

A reusable, absorbent sock saved for the sole purpose of slipping over the penis while masturbating.

I feel like rubbing one out. Where is my trusty juice sock?

by Rixadork May 28, 2015

Sock Cucker

One who fucks one sock in front of the other sock to make the other sock jealous.

"Chadly's an experienced sock cucker. He mostly cucks lefty socks nowadays."

by Sasquatch Caukphart June 21, 2019

Ramen Sock

An old gym sock filled with shrimp ramen.

I gave my step-dad a Ramen Sock for Chtistmas.

by JIMMERTON December 10, 2019

Sock Disrespect

When someone insults the color, style, or quality of construction of your socks.

Eric: "You've had enough to drink", -begins dragging Pete away from the booze-

Pete: -Noticing Eric's knee-high scarlet socks, deals out some Sock Disrespect-"Fuck you and your socks!"

by Sophisticated Gremlin May 14, 2012